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Latest Sleep Cycle
Today's dreams were the types where I remembered the CURSE of sleep paralysis. A series of false awakenings kept leading me back into a world of an evil video game, based on an experimental new platform, which was killing me over and over again to the sensation of VERY REAL PAIN. In one instance I was bent in half and snapped in two at the spine, in another instance I was cannibalized by various hungry monsters, in another instance I was being probed and prodded by hundreds of sharp needles (some of which were being inserted beneath by finger nails). And like I said, I could feel all of this, so it was extremely unpleasant, and all the more unpleasant that I could only temporarily wake up before being pulled back down into the same batch of tortures.
Finally, the dream cycle changed and shifted, and I was with... Barack Obama. Yeah, I know, but he's been in quite a few of my dreams over recent months and it's always my job to uncover an assassination plot before he's killed. I'm not a B.O. fan, but we're good friends in my dreams, and I'm one of his closest advisors. Hahaha, in the dream both Newt Gingrich and Ted Kennedy decided that I needed to be assassinated along with Obama because I was getting too close to uncovering the plan. You know you pay way too much attention to politics if you're having dreams about Newt Gingrich and Ted Kennedy (talk about torture). I once had a horrible dream where Bush Sr. and Jr. were holding a live press conference at my house, and I stumbled upon a giant freezer (in my garage) where they were keeping dozens of aborted fetuses on ice in coolers. Anyway, that's about it, I woke up knowing I had to share the details in this journal.
Finally, the dream cycle changed and shifted, and I was with... Barack Obama. Yeah, I know, but he's been in quite a few of my dreams over recent months and it's always my job to uncover an assassination plot before he's killed. I'm not a B.O. fan, but we're good friends in my dreams, and I'm one of his closest advisors. Hahaha, in the dream both Newt Gingrich and Ted Kennedy decided that I needed to be assassinated along with Obama because I was getting too close to uncovering the plan. You know you pay way too much attention to politics if you're having dreams about Newt Gingrich and Ted Kennedy (talk about torture). I once had a horrible dream where Bush Sr. and Jr. were holding a live press conference at my house, and I stumbled upon a giant freezer (in my garage) where they were keeping dozens of aborted fetuses on ice in coolers. Anyway, that's about it, I woke up knowing I had to share the details in this journal.